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Event #1: Turbo Quarters:
Sloppy Pickles: 1:46.44 (10 points)
Gam Gam's Sausage Warmers: 1:51.89 (7 points)
Fallopian Swim Team: 2:03.94 (5 points)
24 Second Chug: 3:56.09 (3 point)
24 Second Chug drew the ace to kick off the first event of Beerfest, Turbo Quarters, and clocked in with a time of 3:56.09. Next up was Fallopian Swim Team with a time of 2:03.94, followed by Sloppy Pickles with a 2:47.39, and finally the Sausage Warmers with the best time of the first round at 1:58.79. The 2nd round saw 24 seconds unable to improve, followed by Sloppy Pickles improving to 1:46.44, up next was Fallopian Swim Team who practically matched their 1st round time, and finally the Sausage Warmers improved to 1:51.89 which was 5 seconds shy of the leaders.
Event #2: Flip Cup
Sausage Warmers: 20.81 seconds (10, 17 overall)
Sloppy Pickles: 22.97 seconds (7, 17 overall)
Fallopian Swim Team: 25.40 seconds (5, 10 overall)
24 Second Chug: 40.27 seconds (3, 6 overall)
The Swim Team drew the ace and clocked in with a solid time of 25.40, 2nd was 24 seconds with a time of 43.13, followed by the Sausage Warmers with 30.84, and finally Sloppy Pickle with 22.97. In the 2nd round, 24 seconds improved to 40.27, Sausage Warmers improved to 20.81, which ended up being the best time, the Swim Team couldn't improve, and Sloppy Pickle opted out of a 2nd round.
Event #3: Beer Pong
Sloppy Pickles: 3-0 (10, 27)
24 Second Chug: 2-1 (7, 13)
Fallopian Swim Team: 1-2 (5, 15)
Sausage Warmers: 0-3 (3, 20)
Sloppy Pickle swept all 3 games to take the event with a record of 3-0, 24 Second was next coming in at 2-1, followed by Fallopian Swim Team with 1-2 after a double OT loss to 24 Seconds, and Gam Gam's Sausage Warmers finished 0-3.
Event #4: Boat Race
Sausage Warmers: 28.72 seconds (10, 30)
Sloppy Pickle: 30.57 seconds (7, 34)
Fallopian Swim Team: 40.83 seconds (5, 25)
24 Second Chug: 59.77 (3, 16)
24 Seconds drew the ace and clocked in with a time of 59.77, up next was Gam Gam's Sausage Warmers who finished at 28.82, then the Swim Team at 40.83, and finally Sloppy Pickle with 30.57.
Event #5: Civil War
Sloppy Pickle: 2-1 (10, 44)
Fallopian Swim Team: 2-1 (7, 32)
24 Seconds: 2-1 (5, 21)
Sausage Warmers: 0-3 (3, 33)
Sausage Warmers went 0-3, and 24 Seconds, the Swim Team, and the Pickles all split with each other, which meant the tiebreaker of cup differential came in to play. Sloppy Pickle was +8 to take 1st, Fallopian Swim Team was +1 to end up 2nd, and 24 Seconds was even to finish 3rd.
Event #6: Obstacle Course Relay
Sausage Warmers: 28.83 seconds (10, 43)
Sloppy Pickle: 32.95 seconds (7, 51)
Fallopian Swim Team: 41.25 seconds (5, 37)
24 Seconds: 53.38 seconds (3, 24)
Fallopian Swim Team drew the ace and clocked in at 41.25, they were followed by Sloppy Pickle who finished in 32.95, up next were 24 Seconds who clocked in a 1:35.59, and finally the Sausage Warmers came in at 28.83. In the 2nd round, 2 seconds improved to 53.38, Fallopian was unable to improve, and Sloppy Pickle and the Sausage Warmers both opted out of a 2nd round.
Event #7: Team Quarters
Sausage Warmers: 44 quarters (10, 53)
Sloppy Pickle: 43 quarters (7, 58)
Fallopian Swim Team: 30 quarters (5, 42)
24 Second Chug: 17 quarters (3, 27)
24 Seconds drew the ace and started out with Brian and Chad making 7 quarters, up next were Lump & Brad from Sloppy Pickle with 18, then Dan and Tyson from the Sausage Warmers with 12, and finally Adam(subbing for Dennis) and Brandon with 7. The 2nd round saw Severyn and Brian from 24 seconds make 4 quarters to up their total to 11, Brandon & Brendon from the Swim Team made 10 to up their total to 17, Jay and Brad of Sloppy Pickle added 8 to give them 26 overall, and Adam and Tyson hit 14 for the Saugage Warmers to improve to 26 as well. 3rd round saw Severyn and Chad hit 8 for a grand total of 19 for 24 seconds, Fallopian added 13 quarters from Brendon and Adam for a total of 30, Lump & Jay hit 18 for a total of 43, and Adam and Dan managed 18 for a total of 44 to win the event.
Event #8: DAS BOOT Relay
Sausage Warmers: 22.02 seconds (10, 63)
Sloppy Pickle: 26.91 seconds (7, 65)
Fallopian Swim Team: 56.66 seconds (5, 47)
24 Second Chug: 59.97 seconds (3, 30)
Only one round for the main event which saw 24 second chug go first and clock in at 59.97, next up was Fallopian Swim Team who once again had Brendon do the boot and Brandon combine the pint with the 24 to do a 40 oz chug and clocked in at 56.66 seconds. The last event was ran head to head with Sloppy Pickle barely edging the Sausage Warmers with a time of 21.91, however they were assessed a 5 second spill penalty, and the Sausage Warmers clocked in at 22.02 to take the event.