Beerfest Results!!!

Event #1: Obstacle Course:
Shit Stabbers: 28.09 (10 points)
Ballsagna: 33.35 (7 points)
Damaged Goods: 33.75 (5 points)
Ze Dirty Harry's: 35.28 (3 points)
Assholes: 38.97 (2 points)
Rainbow Warriors: 42.53 (1 points)

Damaged Goods drew the ace and set the time to beat in the first round with a 33.75, up next were Assholes with 45.06 after a 2 second spill penalty, then Shit Stabbers with 45.69, Rainbow Warriors at 42.53, Ze Dirty Harry's with 41.97, and finally Ballsagna clocked in at 37.78.  In the 2nd round, Shit Stabbers went from worst to first with a 28.09, Assholes improved to 38.97, Rainbow Warriors couldn't improve, Ze Dirty Harry's improved to 35.28, Ballsagna improved to 33.35, and Damaged Goods couldn't beat their first round time.


Event #2: Turbo Quarters
Damaged Goods: 1:26.60 (10, 15 overall) Beerfest Record

Ballsagna: 1:28.81 (7, 14 overall)
Assholes: 1:35.85 (5, 7 overall)
Rainbow Warriors:  1:39.21 (3, 4 overall)
Shit Stabbers: 1:41.72 (2, 12 overall)
Ze Dirty Harry's: 2:02.91 (1, 4 overall)

Damaged Goods once again drew the ace to start things off, and had the best time of the first round with 1:26.60, up next was Ballsagna with a 2:13.69, followed by Ze Dirty Harry's at 2:02.91, then Rainbow Warriors at 1:39.21 after a 2 second penalty, Assholes at 2:34.59, and Shit Stabbers with a 1:51.71.  In the 2nd round, Assholes improved to 1:35.85, Ballsagna trimmed their time to 1:28.81, Ze Dirty Harry's couldn't improve their time, Shit Stabbers improved to 1:41.72,  Rainbow Warriors opted out of round 2, and Damaged Goods did not have to attempt a round 2 due to having the best time.

Event #3: Boat Race
Ballagna:  23.18 (10, 24) Beerfest Record
Shit Stabbers: 30.00 (7, 19)
Damaged Goods: 30.38 (5, 20)
Ze Dirty Harry's: 32.25 (3, 7)
Rainbow Warriors: 37.57 (2, 6)
Assholes: 37.82 (1, 8)

Only one round here, Shit Stabbers drew the ace and clocked in at 30.00, Assholes were next at 37.82 followed by Rainbow Warriors with 37.57 after 2 second penalty on Jack, next up were Damaged Goods with 30.38, Ballsagna with a Beerfest record at 23.18, and finally Ze Dirty Harry's with a 32.25 after 4 seconds in penalties for Jay & Matt's spills.

Event #4: Bat Spin
Ze Dirty Harry's: 1:03.44 (10, 17) Beerfest Record
Ballsagna: 1:06.47 (7, 31)
Damaged Goods: 1:07.50 (5, 25)
Shit Stabbers: 1:12.13 (3, 22)
Rainbow Warriors: 1.19.57 (2, 8)
Assholes: 1:20.09 (1, 9)

Only one round for this event as well, Assholes started off with a 1:20.09 after a 2 second penalty, Rainbow Warriors were next at 1:19.57 also with a 2 second penalty, Damaged Goods clocked in at 1:07.50, Shit Stabbers were next at 1:12.13, then Ballsagna with 1:06.47, and finally Ze Dirty Harry's with a 1:03.44 after 2 second penalty.

Event #5: Beer Pong
Ballsagna: 3-2, +14 (10, 41)
Ze Dirty Harry's: 3-2, +13 (7, 24)
Assholes: 3-2, +1 (5, 14)
Damaged Goods: 3-2, 0 (3, 28)
Rainbow Warriors: 2-3 (2, 10)
Shit Stabbers: 1-4 (1, 23)

We went round robin style for Beer Pong, four teams tied for first with a 3-2 mark, but the margin of victory tiebreaker went to Ballsagna at +14, then Ze Dirty Harry's at +13, Assholes with +1, and Damaged Goods were even.  Rainbow Warriors were 2-3, and Shit Stabbers were 1-4

Event #6: Flip Cup
Ze Dirty Harry's: 21.03 (10, 34)
Ballsagna: 22.56 (7, 48)
Damaged Goods: 23.25 (5, 33)
Assholes: 27.94 (3, 18)
Shit Stabbers: 30.25 (2, 25)
Rainbow Warriors: 31.22 (1, 11)

Shit Stabbers drew the ace and started things off with a 42.90, next Ballsagna was in at 22.56, then Damaged Goods with 23.25, Rainbow Warriors with 38.85, next was Ze Dirty Harry's with 21.03, and lastly were the Assholes at 31.66.  In the 2nd round, Sheep Shaggerz improved to 30.25, Rainbow Warriors improved to 31.22, Assholes improved to 27.94, Damaged Goods were unable to improve on their time, and Ballsagna and Ze Dirty Harry's did not do a 2nd round.

Event #7: Team Quarters
Ballsagna: 58 (10, 58)
Shit Stabbers: 51 (7, 32)
Assholes: 42 (5, 23)
Damaged Goods: 38 (3, 36)
Ze Dirty Harry's: 36 (2, 36)
Rainbow Warriors: 25 (1, 12)

For Ballsagna, Doug & Josh made 16, Cody & Josh made 17, and Doug & Cody made all 20 for a 5 point bonus and a total of 58 quarters.  Shit Stabbers Chad & Adam made 14, Derek & Adam made 12, Chad & Derek made all 20 to get the bonus and a total of 51.  Assholes Walchock & Ricky made 13, Walchock & Austin made 11, and Austin & Ricky mad 18 for a total of 42.  For Damaged Good, Lump & Andrew made 15, Mal & Andrew made 10, Lump & Mal made 13 for a total of 38.  Ze Dirty Harry's Steve & Matt made 9, Jay & Matt made 12, Steve & Jay made 12 for a total of 33.  For Rainbow Warriors, Ernie & Chuck made 10, Chuck & Jack made 6, and Ernie & Jack made 9 for a total of 25.

Event #8: DAS BOOT RELAY
Ballsagna: 18.41 (10, 68) Beerfest Record
Ze Dirty Harry's: 23.65 (7, 43)
Damaged Goods: 25.44 (5, 41)
Shit Stabbers: 27.50 (3, 35)
Assholes: 2:50.00 (2, 25)
Rainbow Warriors: DNF (0, 12)

Only one round for the main event of the evening which saw Ballsagna set a new Beerfest record at 18.41.  Next up were Ze Dirty Harry's at 23.65, Damaged Goods at 25.44, Shit Stabbers at 27.50, and Assholes at 2:50, Rainbow Warriors did not  do the Boot Relay.