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Event #1: Turbo Quarters:
Menace II Sobriety: 1:10.18 (10 points)
Assholes: 1:26.00 (7 points)
Fear The Beer: 1:35.16 (5 points)
Fallopian Swim Team: 1:50.68 (3 points)
Team Handicap: 4:00.00 (1 points)
Event #2: Flip Cup
Fear The Beer: 27.60 (10, 15 overall)
Menace II Sobriety: 28.22 (7, 17 overall)
Fallopian Swim Team: 38.21 (5, 8 overall)
Assholes: 43.28 (3, 10 overall)
Team Handicap: 48.05 (1, 2 overall)
Fear the Beer drew the ace and clocked in at 38.4, followed by Menace II Sobriety who clocked in with the best time of the 1st round at 31.4 (after a 5 second penalty), followed by Assholes with 43.28, the Swim Team at 38.28, and Team Handicap at 48.05. The 2nd round saw Team Handicap decline to try again, Assholes didn't beat their first round time, the Swim Team narrowly beat their first round by improving to 38.21, Fear the Beer jumped into 1st with 27.60 (also after a 5 second penalty), and Menace also improved to 28.22.
Event #3: Beer Pong
Fear The Beer: 4-0 (10, 25)
Menace II Sobriety : 3-1 (7, 24)
Fallopian Swim Team: 2-2 (5, 13)
Assholes: 1-3 (3, 13)
Team Handicap: 0-4 (1, 3)
Beer Pong was run in a round robin format with Fear the Beer sweeping the competition at 4-0, Menace II Sobriety came in 2nd at 3-1, Swim Team in 3rd at 2-2, Assholes in 4th at 1-3, and Team Handicap in last at 0-4
Event #4: Boat Race
Fear The Beer: 25.00 (10, 35)
Menace II Sobriety: 28.33 (7, 31)
Fallopian Swim Team: 55.84 (3, 18)
Assholes: 1:00.64 (3, 16)
Team Handicap: 1:07.58 (1, 4)
Only one round for Boat Race with saw Fear the Beer once again draw the ace and clock in at what would turn out to be the fastest time at 25.00, Handicap was next at 1:07.58, followed by the Swim Team who clocked in at 55.84, then Menace with 28.33, and finally Assholes with 1:00.64.
Event #5: Civil War
Fear The Beer: 4-0 (10, 45)
Menace II Sobriety: 3-1 (7, 38)
Assholes: 2-2 (5, 21)
Fallopian Swim Team: 1-3 (3, 21)
Team Handicap: 0-4 (1, 5)
Civil War made its Beerfest debut, and was also ran in a round robin format. Fear the Beer once again swept to go 4-0 and take 1st, Menace II Sobriety went 3-1 for 2nd, Assholes 2-2 for 3rd, the Swim Team went 1-3 for 4th, and Team Handicap finished 0-4 for last.
Event #6: Obstacle Course
Menace II Sobriety: 28.88 (10, 48)
Assholes: 31.82 (7, 28)
Fear The Beer: 34.50 (5, 50)
Team Handicap: 52.03 (3, 8)
Fallopian Swim Team: 59.46 (1, 22)
Assholes drew the ace and started things off with a 43.39, followed by Menace who ended up with the best time at 28.88, the Swim Team was up next and had a 59.46, followed by Fear the Beer with 52.83, and finally Team Handicap with 52.03. In the 2nd round, the Swim Team didn't improve, Fear the Beer improved to 34.50, Team Handicap opted out, Assholes improved to 31.82, and Menace didn't have to do a 2nd round.
Event #7: Team Quarters
Menace II Sobriety: 62 (10, 58)
Fear The Beer: 57 (7, 57)
Assholes: 55 (5, 33)
Fallopian Swim Team: 28 (3, 25)
Team Handicap: 19 (1, 9)
Menace won this event with rounds of 19 by Derek and Cody, 18 by Derek and Steve, and 20 (+5 bonus) by Cody and Steve for a total of 62. Fear came in 2nd with rounds of 16 by Lump and Adam, 17 by Chad and Adam, and 20 (+5) by Chad and Lump for a total of 57. Assholes were 3rd with rounds or 17 by Ricky and Austin, 20 (+5) by David and Austin, and 13 by Ricky and David for a total of 55. The Swim Team were 4th with rounds of 9 by Brendon and Brandon, 14 my Mark and Brendon, and 5 by Mark and Brandon for a total of 28. Handicap had rounds of 5 for Brad and Jennifer, 8 by Brad and Dream, and 6 by Dream and Jennifer for a total of 19. After 2 rounds, Assholes led with 42, followed by Menace with 37, and Fear with 33. Chad and Lump put the pressure on the top teams with a perfect round making the last quarter as time expired to finish with 57. Assholes faltered by only getting 13 quarters to finish with 55. Menace needed a perfect round to take the event, and much like Fear before them, they also hit the last quarter as time was expiring to finish with a perfect round and 62 quarters.
Event #8: Das Boot Relay
Fear The Beer: 17.22 (10, 67) *Beerfest Record
Menace II Sobriety: 17.38 (7, 65)
Fallopian Swim Team: 40.71 (5, 30)
Team Handicap: 53.90 (3, 12)
Assholes: 1:30.69 (1, 34)
Only one round for the main event of the night, it was decided that since Fear the Beer and Menace II Sobriety were so close, that they would run the event head to head after the other teams had finished. Handicap drew the ace and clocked in with a time of 53.90, Fallopian Swim Team was next at 40.71 with Brandon doing the first two legs combining the 16+24 to do a 40 oz chug in 20.70, and Brendon doing the boot. Assholes were next with 1:30.69. The scene was set for an epic showdown between the two top teams, and it did not disappoint, when the dust had settled, Fear the Beer found themselves .16 seconds faster than their counterparts. Chad gave Fear a small early lead on the pint over Derek with a 4.03 to 4.25 for Derek, on the 24 Cody gave Menace a slight edge overall with a 5.62 compared to Adam's 6.02, on the boot Lump brought back Fear with a 4.88 boot as Steve finished with a 5.16.